Makaha Submarine Race Club ^Sale

Ask anybody about the “submarine races” at Makaha and watch ‘em smirk. This tee takes one of Hawai‘i’s funniest low-key jokes and stamps it like an exclusive club. Bold, cheeky, and for adults only — no submarines, no racing, just stories that usually start with mouth hugs in the parking lot and end with “don’t tell your aunty.”

Premium cotton — soft enough to nap in the back seat

Bold parody print — private club vibes with a local twist

Adult sizes only — ‘cause keiki no can know what we talking about

This isn’t just a shirt. It’s an inside joke you shouldn’t have explained to you.


This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!