Ask anybody about the “submarine races” at Makaha and watch ‘em smirk. This tee takes one of Hawai‘i’s funniest low-key jokes and stamps it like an exclusive club. Bold, cheeky, and for adults only — no submarines, no racing, just stories that usually start with mouth hugs in the parking lot and end with “don’t tell your aunty.”
Premium cotton — soft enough to nap in the back seat
Bold parody print — private club vibes with a local twist
Adult sizes only — ‘cause keiki no can know what we talking about
This isn’t just a shirt. It’s an inside joke you shouldn’t have explained to you.
Cheehoos: Step with Aloha. Even when you stay underwater.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!