Brah, sometimes the keiki get sent to time out. Sometimes the parents deserve one too. This shirt is for all the moms and dads running on two hours of sleep, three cups of coffee, and one broken slippah. Inspired by the classic drive-thru vibes, we reworked it local-style — ‘cause parenting never comes with a secret menu.
Premium cotton for comfort when you hiding from your own kids
Bold parody print with that Cheehoos wink
Adult sizes only (for the ones still grounded by life)
Not just a shirt — it’s your uniform for surviving another round.
Cheehoos: Step with Aloha. Even in time out.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!