Everybody know the ones who could scrap stayed home. The rest? You can find them off the 215. The Can’t Fight Las Vegas Tee is a cheeky roast turned streetwear badge — bold, raw, and stamped with that Cheehoos humor only locals understand.
Premium cotton, soft enough for desert heat
Parody text design — club flex meets island roast
Adult sizes only — for the ones who can take the joke (or can’t take a punch)
This isn’t just a shirt. It’s the reminder that scraps was part of the culture… and some took the first flight out.
Cheehoos: Step with Aloha. Even on the Strip.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!